"Work Crew Girl" by D4

 P.S. I was gonna send this in a letter but you said you wanted a blog.... so here it is:

Blonde hair blue eyes
She was a wonderful surprise
Shined like the night sky
And always looked forward to oreo pie (?)
She worked hours in the hot air
And even washed my underwear
I tricked her by bringing more linens that added to the massive pile
Yet she never lost that smile
She says she has never sweat more
And always had quiet time on the shore
Rarely received a thank you
But worked hard and stayed true
Day in day out folding laundry
Not knowing I would be
visiting her to say hello
See, she wasn't the status quo
She was wonderful all the time
And now, months later, I can say: She's mine

All this to say
You've never been asked to prom in a special way
Well today is your lucky day
It's not actually prom
But I think you're the bomb
So would you please
Go to Lytle's wedding as my date(sies)?